Friday, August 14, 2009

Fat Pants


Well Baby I have to say you are doing some crazy things to my wardrobe. I know that this temporary fashion crisis is of little concern to you and you don't really care what I'm wearing or what I look like when I step outside. For now I will remain happy and liberated from your "Oh my gosh, I can't believe my mom is wearing that," withering stares. But seriously kid, these pants, while they have come a long way from what my mom used to have to wear, are still not the cutest low-rise bootcuts I've ever seen. Are the pants hideous you ask? Well, not exactly hideous, but more of an embarassment.
Just like when I had to wear a hat or earmuffs to go to school in the winter. So uncool as a kid. But as my mom used to say, "Function over fashion." Clearly her mom also made her wear hats to school in the dead of winter.
The pants are comfortable and as long as I have long shirts you can't really tell the difference. I tried on a couple of shirts while I was there and I was not ready for that yet. One looked adorable on the hanger, but once I put it on I looked like I was at least 5 months prego. Not exactly the look I'm going for. That will come soon enough. It seems the current fashion options are: 1. Look like a house. 2. Show off your rounding belly. I see myself leaning more towards option 2 when the time comes, but hopefully I will have made my peace about growing outwards by then.

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